How low can you go?

Another week, another few hours rehearsing lovely Shakespeare music. I’m actually starting to feel a bit antsy. I’m not used to Oriana rehearsing music for only one concert at a time. Last year we had so many concerts and request performances packed into our schedule that we were rehearsing for several simultaneously, which was fun but a bit tense. So we’ve learned from the experience and have been all about forward-planning this term, building extra rehearsals into the schedule to allow us to rehearse concerts separately. I’m a bit worried that this means we’ll lose that enjoyable frisson of panic on the day of a concert, when we find a piece in the back of our folders that we haven’t rehearsed (like we did at last year’s Christmas concert). And there won’t be any chance that, come the performance, everyone will suddenly turn to a piece that I haven’t got, leaving me to mime with a strangled grin (last year’s Christmas concert again. That was an exciting concert!). It’s a brave but sensible new world.

It’s good to have the time to work on this Shakespeare programme though, as a lot of the music is pretty hard, with some gorgeous but tough dissonances. And of course, when you’re concentrating on trying to get the harmonies and rhythms right, pitch is the first thing to go. We were sliding like trombones on Wednesday. David-the-Conductor struggled between tactful encouragement and extreme exasperation as we plumbed the depths of our vocal ranges. The sops were giving the altos a run for their money with good strong chest voices, and the Basses were grumbling like drains. David-the-pianist joined in to correct us every time we dropped too far for comfort, and we all did sucking-a-lemon faces each time, but after the tenth occasion it just got dispiriting. Eventually, though, we got to a stage where we were getting the harmonies right, and it was starting to sound magical. “Yes!” shouted David-the-Conductor. “Lovely!” David-the-pianist’s fingers did some frantic flexing on the keyboard, but he managed to restrain himself from joining in, so we may even have been approximately in tune. So it’s starting to feel as though the programme’s coming together, and still three more rehearsals to go. I venture to say this bodes well, but I might just have jinxed us by saying that – we’ve got the Gardner still to rehearse after all. I can feel my tension headache building already.

A little Vaughan Williams

The comment on last week’s blog from the delightful Mr Mantyjarvi, whose music I’d been blithely discussing, has had three effects on me. Firstly, now that I know he is so knowledgeable about Moomins I am an even bigger fan than I already was. Secondly, I’ve realised – perhaps belatedly – that people might actually read the blog. Which leads me to thirdly, feeling very guilty about being so frivolously rude about Bob Applebaum last week. I do actually really like his “Witches Song”, which is lucky as worked quite a lot on it at this week’s rehearsal. We were trying to nail the scrunchy jazz chords, and it’s starting to sound luscious. Unfortunately, I went to a singing lesson during rehearsal, and while my back was turned the dastardly soprano section volunteered me to hit the tricky solo note at the very end. And I thought they were my friends! I am now applying for a transfer to the Altos, but in the meantime I’m going to get that note if it kills me. I’m doing it for the reputation of amateur singers everywhere!

So let’s talk about a composer that is in no position to sue me if he doesn’t like what I write in the blog – Vaughan Williams and his Three Shakespeare Songs. They’re simply gorgeous pieces, and we’re determined to do them justice in the concert. But they’re also very testing. “Full Fathom Five” is full of cross rhythms which are very difficult not to rush, “The Cloud Capp’d Towers” is an exercise in struggling to keep the pitch up, and “Over Hill Over Dale” is all about unexpected entries and working to stay together. After wrestling with them for a while, it felt as though they were designed to test us in the areas where we’re most likely to trip up. And as it turns out, they were written to do exactly that. Vaughan Williams wrote them for a choir competition festival at the request of Armstrong Gibbs, another Oriana favourite. Initially Vaughan Williams wasn’t enthusiastic about the idea, but then Armstrong Gibbs was taken ill with the flu, and while he was in bed a package arrived bearing the Three Shakespeare Songs and a dedication that he could do with them whatever he pleased. Which is a nice story, but it did rather make me wonder why Vaughan Williams would go to such trouble just because his friend had the flu. Do you suppose he was always so inspired by illness? Perhaps all his pieces were written in reaction to friends’ mild ailments. “A Seasick Symphony”? “Fantasia on the Theme of Tonsilitis”? “Gangrenesleeves?” The mind boggles!

To Miao or not to Miao, that is the question

If Shakespeare had never lived, as David Jenkins informs us on Timeout.com, Milton would be the national poet, leaving Britain a “thoroughly Protestant nation and more rebellious to boot”. So now we have someone to blame for all the traffic disruption in London caused by the Pope’s visit. Damn you Shakespeare! But on the plus side, Shakespeare has contributed hugely to Britain’s cultural milieu by giving us a reason to visit Stratford-on-Avon, the phrase “blinking idiot”, and (most importantly) a reason for Oriana to get together and sing in St Martin-in-the-Fields on October 14th. We will be singing settings of Shakespeare songs from many and varied composers, and trying hard not to feel like blinking idiots as we “cookoo”, “bubble bubble” and “miao” through them.

We were cookooing and miaoing a lot on Wednesday as we were practicing Applebaum’s versions of the “Witches Song” from MacBeth and “Spring” from Love’s Labours Lost. Those of you who read the blog fervently every week (and apologies for the lack of blog last week by the way – I was having “technical difficulties”) will remember that last time we were practicing Mäntyjärvi’s version of the “Witches Song”. So I was musing a lot this week, in the quiet moments when David-the-Conductor was busy yelling at the other sections of the choir, which of these settings Shakespeare himself would prefer. Do you suppose he’d be swayed by Mäntyjärvi’s blend of Finnish folk and traditional choral sound, or would he prefer Applebaum’s “strongly tonal, though tinged with a jazz sensibility” style of music? Given Shakespeare’s modernist rock-star bent I was leaning very much towards the latter. But then I read Applebaum’s website, where he describes his music in a slightly smug manner as “somewhat challenging for amateurs to learn”. This distinctly put me off him, so I began trying to make a case for Mäntyjärvi. There aren’t many connections between Shakespeare and Finland but what the hell, I can easily make some up. Did you know Shakespeare was half Finnish? Fact!* This is why Hamlet was set in Elsinore, which is almost in Finland (if you ignore Denmark, Sweden and the Baltic Sea – and who among us doesn’t?). And Ophelia was a moomin as well. So the case is clear; Shakespeare would have enjoyed Mäntyjärvi’s Finnish-inflected “Witches Song” the most. Take that Applebaum and your complicated music for amateurs!

You can of course judge for yourself by coming along on October 14th – I believe we will even have score cards for you!

*Not true at all.

New Season - read all about it! Oh, you can't.

It is a season of mystery and endless possibility! You may have noticed that as yet we have no details of our new season on the website. “But why?” I hear you cry, in your eagerness to get booking tickets for our performances. Because once again Oriana is in negotiations to perform at some interesting and currently secret events! “What could they be, pray tell!” I hear you plead. But we cannot. For we are sworn to secrecy. And even if we weren’t, negotiations are ongoing so the programme isn’t completely finalised. And even if it was, our webmaster has left the choir and we’ve just discovered no-one else knows how to update the season schedule. Ooops.

But anyway, take it from me, we have some corking events coming up this season. And first up is our Shakespeare themed concert at St Martin in the Fields on October 14. We started work on some of the more complicated pieces on Wednesday night, including Four Shakespeare Songs by Mantyjarvi. These are my favourite pieces on the programme, with really exciting dissonant clashes. But we were struggling against the natural desire to resolve them into consonance. “No no no!” David-the-Conductor kept shouting. “It’s all sounding too nice!” We managed to nasty it up a bit by the end, but we all definitely need to work on our vicious streak for next week. Weirdly, the bit we struggled with the most was stamping our feet at the end of the Witches Song. You’d think one nice clean unison stamp wouldn’t require much skill, but we were rubbish at it! It sounded like someone had knocked over the kitchen cabinet. “No, no, it’s one, two, and STAMP on three” instructed David-the-Pianist (David-the-Conductor having been briefly whisked off to a top secret meeting). We all carefully watched him beat the time, but counting to three still proved beyond us on the first attempt. It wasn’t long before we’d managed to nail it though. “One, two, STAMP!” we proudly demonstrated. What progress! Next week we’ll move on to “Heads, shoulders, knees and toes”.