Going solo

As I predicted on last week’s blog, we were subjected to an extreme Gardning session this week, as John Gardner’s Shakespeare Sequence took up a goodly part of the Wednesday rehearsal. And as usual with Gardner, carnage reigned for a while, but harmony finally prevailed. The source of much of the angst was O Mistress Mine, which contains a suggested soprano solo. Personally I find singing solos very very scary indeed. In fact, one of the joys of being in a choir is that I get to hide among the crowd and make music in a team. There’s no “I” in choir! Oh. Anyway, last time we sang this piece no-one was brave enough to volunteer for the solo, which has some tricky rhythms, so we all sang it together. This time, David-the-Conductor asked me if I’d have a bash at it, but when I looked at the music I discovered that last time I’d not only crossed out an entire page in huge heavy pencil, but also written in capital letters at the top “STOP SINGING! YOU’LL F*** IT UP!” This was not a good sign. So when it came time to rehearse this piece, I did what any wimp would do and asked to be let off. David-the-conductor fixed us all with his beadiest eye and asked for another volunteer. We all looked at the floor and shuffled our feet. It would be fair to say that David-the-Conductor was not impressed with our lack of heroism, and he expressed this loudly and clearly for quite some time before a few brave souls finally threw themselves on their swords and gave it a go. I would like to publicly thank those who stood up in our hour of need and saved the face, and the nerves, of the entire section. We in the Sops salute you!

The scary Gardner notwithstanding, it is shaping up to be a seriously fantastic concert and I enjoyed choir this week more than I have for a long time. Which is good, because we got a double dose. On Thursday we had our first rehearsal for another exciting performance only two weeks after the Shakespeare concert. I’m proud to say that for the first time, Oriana have sold out the Roundhouse! Well, I suppose technically, it’s Robert Plant that’s sold out the Roundhouse. But we know secretly that Oriana is the real draw. Yes indeed, we are once again lucky enough to be joining Robert Plant onstage, and this time it’s for the BBC Electric Proms, which we’re really looking forward to. We sang with Robert earlier this year at Abbey Road Studios, and it was a fantastic experience. David-the-Conductor has been working night and day on some new arrangements and we had our first sing-through last night at the BBC studios in Maida Vale. We have to sing from memory, so there’s lots of hard work to do between now and the performance. But one of the pieces is so catchy that I’ve been singing it all morning and will definitely know it by heart by the time of the concert. As will all my work colleagues, the people on my train in the morning and the lady in the porridge stand at Marylebone station.