New Season - read all about it! Oh, you can't.

It is a season of mystery and endless possibility! You may have noticed that as yet we have no details of our new season on the website. “But why?” I hear you cry, in your eagerness to get booking tickets for our performances. Because once again Oriana is in negotiations to perform at some interesting and currently secret events! “What could they be, pray tell!” I hear you plead. But we cannot. For we are sworn to secrecy. And even if we weren’t, negotiations are ongoing so the programme isn’t completely finalised. And even if it was, our webmaster has left the choir and we’ve just discovered no-one else knows how to update the season schedule. Ooops.

But anyway, take it from me, we have some corking events coming up this season. And first up is our Shakespeare themed concert at St Martin in the Fields on October 14. We started work on some of the more complicated pieces on Wednesday night, including Four Shakespeare Songs by Mantyjarvi. These are my favourite pieces on the programme, with really exciting dissonant clashes. But we were struggling against the natural desire to resolve them into consonance. “No no no!” David-the-Conductor kept shouting. “It’s all sounding too nice!” We managed to nasty it up a bit by the end, but we all definitely need to work on our vicious streak for next week. Weirdly, the bit we struggled with the most was stamping our feet at the end of the Witches Song. You’d think one nice clean unison stamp wouldn’t require much skill, but we were rubbish at it! It sounded like someone had knocked over the kitchen cabinet. “No, no, it’s one, two, and STAMP on three” instructed David-the-Pianist (David-the-Conductor having been briefly whisked off to a top secret meeting). We all carefully watched him beat the time, but counting to three still proved beyond us on the first attempt. It wasn’t long before we’d managed to nail it though. “One, two, STAMP!” we proudly demonstrated. What progress! Next week we’ll move on to “Heads, shoulders, knees and toes”.